HU for brolls
I dum so i wasted time instead of starting a session when all the retards were online. Then I didn't feel like playing 7 tables of full ring against all the same TAGs so I fired up some 6max. Basically that was dumb and I ran super bad. My table selection was really good though. 5 tables filled to the brim with retarts. The problem with those tables is that you actually have to make hands to win pots. I think I got frustrated and tried to bluff idiots a couple of times with little success. blblhablahlbalhab... down 170.
As I was leaving my session there was this mega retard playing. I actually managed to bluff him out of a pot after which the following exchange occured. (this is a reenactment. the names were changed to protect the idiots.)
me: LOLOLOL BLUFFED UR PANTS OFF
it: i almost called because i know you are that bad
me: LOL YOU ARE DOWN 60$ SINCE I SAT DOWN AND I AM UP
it: dude, i turned $6 into $96 today
me: EVEN BLIND DONKS FIND ACORNS
it: HU for brolls??? name the stakes I will play you
me: table blahblhblabalb 100 NL
it: ok lemme leave this table so i can put the money on that table
He buys in for like $98.67 aka the full broll. Our HU stuff takes forever. He calls pf almost always and then c/f flop. So I slowly grind up. Then he 3 outs me. Grind more. He complains about not getting hands. I have no idea what he is not playing cuz he showed down 73o. Then finally after 186 hands I stack him. hahahahaha. I end it with a classy "GG SUCKAAAAAAA!!!" Too bad it cost $15 in rake though. However, if it were a HU sng i wouldn't have had as much time to grind up so meh. In the end good triumphed over evil.
As I was leaving my session there was this mega retard playing. I actually managed to bluff him out of a pot after which the following exchange occured. (this is a reenactment. the names were changed to protect the idiots.)
me: LOLOLOL BLUFFED UR PANTS OFF
it: i almost called because i know you are that bad
me: LOL YOU ARE DOWN 60$ SINCE I SAT DOWN AND I AM UP
it: dude, i turned $6 into $96 today
me: EVEN BLIND DONKS FIND ACORNS
it: HU for brolls??? name the stakes I will play you
me: table blahblhblabalb 100 NL
it: ok lemme leave this table so i can put the money on that table
He buys in for like $98.67 aka the full broll. Our HU stuff takes forever. He calls pf almost always and then c/f flop. So I slowly grind up. Then he 3 outs me. Grind more. He complains about not getting hands. I have no idea what he is not playing cuz he showed down 73o. Then finally after 186 hands I stack him. hahahahaha. I end it with a classy "GG SUCKAAAAAAA!!!" Too bad it cost $15 in rake though. However, if it were a HU sng i wouldn't have had as much time to grind up so meh. In the end good triumphed over evil.
posted by Br000se at 5:36 AM
1 Comments:
good reading your blog again man, keep it up..I wish to god I had not taken the crazy prop bet now of 50 in 2500, but the good thing is christmas break just hit (2 weeks to play until the internship) and the BR is near 1500 now....keep in touch.
Sean
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